Steve Pace

ANNOUNCING THE LAST LADIES $10 at 10:00 clinic is this coming Saturday (9/11) for this season.

GOLF

TOURNAMENTS

Sept 17: GROVE ROTARY TOURNAMENT –The Grove Rotary Golf Tournament date has been changed. There are still some openings. For more information, call Richard Lippitt at 918.801.3085. They also are seeking more sponsors. The date and time is Friday September 17, 11:30 lunch and shotgun start tee time at 1 pm. Lots and lots of prizes.

Sept. 18: Bordertown Casino Golf Tournament - September 18 at Patricia Island. HUGE AMATEUR PUBLIC TOURNAMENT

Sept 20: WYANDOTTE CASINO TOURNAMENT 9:30AM.

October 3:  (Sept 27 entry deadline) -The GRAND LAKE CASINO AND PATRICIA ISLAND GOLF CLUB are having their BIG golf tournament again. The tournament benefits GEFFE, Grand Lake Family YMCA and Turkey Ford School; over $100,000 in prize opportunities. The public is invited to participate. Entry is only $125 per player and includes Green Fee (Entry), Cart, Lunch, Blackjack Tourney fee. The date is October 3rd with a shotgun start at 10 am. The Card part of the tournament begins 1 hour after the last golf team finishes at the Grand Lake Casino. Please note that the ENTRY DEADLINE is Friday, September 27 by 5 pm.

GOLF TIP of the WEEK

A common swing error is having too much activity at the “bottom” of your feet during the swing. I encourage my students to feel the bottom of their feet firmly planted on the ground; especially the lead foot. A good way to keep the lead foot calm is to place a coin on the toe of your shoe and make yourself be still enough during the back swing for it to stay there.

ARE YOU

 FRUSTRATED BY YOUR GAME?

If so, please read this…GRAND LAKE GOLF SCHOOL is now the official “Fitter” for www.fitchip.com in this area. This is a new fitting system in which we can measure instantaneously if you have the right frequency shafts in your clubs. The inventor and developer proved to me that 60% of all golfers are playing with the wrong shaft frequency. Simplified, this just means you either get the club face square back to the ball naturally or by force. Naturally is of course best. We offer a fitting and swing lesson for $50; If you replace and order your shafts at $45 each including grip, we credit the $50 to your purchase. Or, ask us about our demo plan. Call Steve at 918-257-4967.

GOLF JOKE of the WEEK (Not golf, but still worthy)

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of ‘Artie.’ Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn’t have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife’s insurance money.  Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife to the local Super Grocery Store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands.

As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol’ Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store’s security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared.

‘ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Super Grocery!’