WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
Really, have you asked yourself that question, lately?
Is it your health?, your family’s health?, bread on the table?, warmth in the cold?, cool in the heat?, Serenity amongst chaos? Freedom?, No bomb blasts?, Electricity?, Cars with fuel?, Modern forgiving golf clubs?, Improved golf balls?, Beautiful Golf Courses?, Ugly Golf Courses?,
Where does that question stop?
I am most thankful that the question can’t be fully answered.
START THINKING ABOUT
Golf Gift Certificates !
Whether for lessons, clubs, equipment or a combination….
I can customize a gift certificate for you for any $ amount. I have successfully sold many, many “perfect gift”, gift certificates. Contact me and we’ll get you or your recipient fixed up.
GOLF JOKE of the WEEK
A Game Warden was driving down the golf cart trail when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, ‘Where did you get that turkey?’
The boy replied, ‘What turkey?’
The game warden said, ‘That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.’
The boy looks down and said, ‘Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!’
The game warden said, ‘Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?’
The little boy said, ‘I guess I’ll just kiss his butt and let him go!’
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
TULSA’S PATRIOT COURSE HONORED
The Patriot Golf Course in Owasso, Oklahoma has been named the best new golf course course in the United States for the year 2010 and the fifth best residential course overall. I haven’t had the opportunity to play it yet, but it is on my “to do” list.
PATRICIA ISLAND GOLF CLUB REPORT
Tournaments are all over and they have announced some super Winter Rates. Call 918-786-3338 Ext 3 for details. The greens are in GREAT shape.
General Manager, Jason Sheffield just emailed me and said they are working on their Winter Rates. Call for information at 918-257-4204. I still encourage everyone to drive out and see all of the changes going on.
GRAND CHEROKEE GOLF COURSE (DAM COURSE)
Tammy and Kevin have set some new unbelievable Winter rates. Call for details 918-435-8727.
GOLF TIP of the WEEK
As you address the ball, try feeling your elbows pull together. That is a “feeling” that you want to have as you begin your take away; and again as you return to make contact with the ball.
FRUSTRATED BY YOUR GAME?
If so, please read this…GRAND LAKE GOLF SCHOOL is now the official “Fitter” for www.fitchip.com in this area. This is a new fitting system in which we can measure instantaneously if you have the right frequency shafts in your clubs. The inventor and developer proved to me that 60% of all golfers are playing with the wrong shaft frequency. Simplified, this just means you either get the club face square back to the ball naturally or by force. Go to www.fitchip.com. Naturally is of course best. We offer a fitting and swing lesson for $50; If you replace and order your shafts at $45 each including grip, we credit the $50 to your purchase. Or, ask us about our demo plan. Call Steve at 918-257-4967.