Steve Pace

GOLF TIP of the WEEK

Don’t get an Umbilical hernia operation unless your Doctor orders it. OUCH!

NOW is the BEST TIME…

To work on your golf swing mechanics. It doesn’t matter if you are already a good golfer or just beginning. Right now, in hard winter, is the best time to work on any fixes or changes. We call these “Faults & Fixes”; I’ll help you find the fault and suggest how to make the fix. Contact me for a free appraisal in my indoor facility. I am also still having a great deal of success with my custom shaft fitting program. In a nutshell, most golfers are playing with the wrong flex (frequency) and we can help measure you. For more info go to www.fitchip.com.

ARE YOU

LOOKING FOR A BARGAIN?

I have several Ladies Golf Sets that I bought direct from the Factory Rep at a super savings 30-40% off of retail. Call or email me and I’ll send you the info via email.

GOLF JOKE OF THE WEEK   (an oldie but a goodie, thanks ldmidget)

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

“Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer mumbles to himself.

 Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, “Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?”

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, “Sure,” and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, “Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one”

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, “Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?” 

Shrugging, the golfer replies, “Okay” And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, “Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?”

“Definitely,” the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the clubhouse, the stranger walks alongside him and says, “I haven’t really been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life.”  

“Nice to meet you,” the golfer replies, “I’m Father O’Malley.”

LOCAL GOLF

REPORT

PATRICIA ISLAND: This is an exact excerpt from Ileta Bray over at the Patricia Island Golf Course in Grove:

“Steve: Today Patricia Island opened at 1:00. Bill Edwards and Ron Tipton jumped on early. Bill & I, Frank Shaffer and Suzanne (aka Peaches) Fowler were right behind them…We teed up on #1….Peaches was on her third shot 110 yards out on her approach shot and she used her 6 iron. Her golf ball looked like it hit left of the green and rolled on???? None of us saw the final land. We get up to the green and could only see three balls…we looked and looked and looked…then finally Frank suggested she might look in the HOLE!! YIP Peach carded an EAGLE!!!! Fair Weather Golfers DO NOT KNOW what they are missing out on!!! Hope you are doing well!” - Ileta Bray - Patricia Island Sales Consultant

SHANGRI-LA GOLF CLUB

They have moved more dirt on the old Gold Course in the past month than has been moved in all Delaware County in the past year. You really ought to drive out and take a look at all of the activity. I suggest you getting out there and joining, while the joining is good.

Steve Pace is a certified golf instructor at Grove’s Patricia Island Golf Club. To relate any golf news, or to inquire about lessons or equipment, contact Steve at stevepace.golf@yahoo.com or at 918-257-4967.